I, as the Executive Director of RJI Inc., fully endorse the fulfillment of our pledge to dispatch any and all helpless furry creatures in a humane or not so-humane manner when preparing to bake, braise, broil, grill, panfry, poach, steam, stew or rotisserie any of the worlds woodland foul or fauna.
A satellite faction of my organization will be commencing a brewing operation to add compliment to our mission.
As first order of business I've acquired the assistance of one Mr. Fisher to sample a delectable treat of animal death at the Oasis on Friday February 8th marking the beginning of the long and arduous task at hand.
4 comments:
(rolling my eyes)
I'm in. West coast chapter is born, and we already have a brewery (that means that we are consuming live critters on the microscopic scale...mmm....yeasty). Bring me your cutest creature and a bottle of hot-sauce!
Right. And I'm on the pork.
mmm... furry woodland foul and creatures. YUMMY!!
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