"ANGRY MAN"

"THE ANGRY MAN"

By Shaggy Bob


"There's an angry man in my floor and he watches me go poo/
I need no straight jacket, I need no pills...

There's an angry man in my floor and he watches me go poo/
The icecream truck is outside and its speakers are ring dinging

There's an angry man in my floor and he watches me go poo/
The faucet drips, the tea pot whistles

There's an angry man in my floor and he watches me go poo/
I can't stop looking back, it's starting to freak me out

There's an angry man in my floor and he watches me go poo/
I don't think I can use my own throne anymore

There's an angry man in my floor and he watches me go poo/
I dropped a sock on his face, I'll leave it there forever

There's an angry man in my floor and he watches me go poo/
I bet some tape would hold on better

There's an angry man in my floor and he watches me go poo/

My anxiety has not gone away
There's an angry man in my floor behind a piece of tape and he's trying to watch me go poo."


~You may think I've lost my mind, and well, perhaps I have. Right and left brain functions are butting heads in my ,melon right now. The face appeared today in my peripheral, only spots on the tile until I focused in on them. There was a gruff looking Lenin-esque goatee'd creepy dude staring back at me. Gazing, peering, burning into me with hollow eyes. Something doesn't feel right...and it never will again. It spontaneously felt like there was a stranger in my place. In my head there always will be. To remedy the feeling I afixed some military grade 90mph tape (super industrial "hold a tank tread on" duct tape) to his face. To also alleviate the overwhelming impossibility of me sitting in my bathroom without looking at the spot on the floor I'm preparing a halloween mask and Holiday Santa Claus Stocking Cap to put on him. Perhaps that will lessen the stockholm syndrome and my empathy with Poo Man Choo's face in the floor, I'm captive in my own freaked out mind by his face.

He looks at my fuzzy white ass as I whizz, staring me in the face for number two...
There's an angry man in my floor and he watches me........not you.

Sincerely,

Shagz Von Lost-His'freakinMind