Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Only in the 'Dirt

Today as you are reading this...there is a headline in our glorious publication outlining the events that lead to an individual being charged for Gang Assault. "An Individual being charged for gang assault"......."An indiidual being charged for Gang assault". By pure definition alone....

~individual ~Function: noun Date:1605
1 a: a particular being or thing as distinguished from a class, species, or collection: as (1): a single human being as contrasted with a social group or institution (a teacher who works with individuals) (2): a single organism as distinguished from a group b: a particular person (are you the individual I spoke with on the telephone?)2: an indivisible entity3: the reference of a name or variable of the lowest logical type in a calculus.

~gang ~Function: noun Etymology:Middle English, walking, journey, from Old English; akin to Old English gangan Date:15th century
1 a (1): a set of articles : outfit (a gang of oars) (2): a combination of similar implements or devices arranged for convenience to act together (a gang of saws) b: group : as (1): a group of persons working together (2): a group of persons working to unlawful or antisocial ends; especially : a band of antisocial adolescents2: a group of persons having informal and usually close social relations (watching TV with the gang0

Todays randomness is brought to you by a one man gang: the word schizo·phre·nia Pronunciation: \ˌskit-sə-ˈfrē-nē-ə\
Function :noun Etymology:New Latin Date:1912
1 : a psychotic disorder characterized by loss of contact with the environment, by noticeable deterioration in the level of functioning in everyday life, and by disintegration of personality expressed as disorder of feeling, thought (as delusions), perception (as hallucinations), and behavior —called also dementia praecox — compare paranoid schizophrenia 2 : contradictory or antagonistic qualities or attitudes both parties…have exhibited schizophrenia over the desired outcome — Elizabeth Dre, and the number 1 equaling the number of people that are going to beat conviction by pleaing insanity.

The guy whom they arrested was a knife weilding participant in a one vs. one battle with a gun toting scrub. The guy with the knife goes to jail? He should be freed just because his testicles need a wheelbarrow. Knife to a gun battle....wicked SMRT

And for your viewing pleassure circa 1986.....

The One man Gang...wrestlemania 7

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