Todays Randomness

Shaggy Bob's Home style Asian fusion cookin show goodness. General Zoro's Chicken and Sticky Rice, Tso's is weak by comparison.... Zoro is gauranteed to fire in the belly. And what you may ask makes General Zoro's Chicken that much better that General Tso's?
Vidallia onions, pomegranite, and a sweet red bell, HOTTtttt RODdddddd!

Today's randomness is brought to you by, Chuck and Sharla's b-day gifts cookin' show, the word contradictanym, contradictanyms are words that have opposing meanings depending on the context in which they are used, and the number of moons revolving around mercury ( 0 ).

You must BOLT the door or he will BOLT for the door.
FLOG a horse in order to FLOG the horse-meat.
GARNISH that dish or I will GARNISH your earnings.
Secure it with a BUCKLE or it will BUCKLE under the weight.
Please SCREEN us from the film they are about to SCREEN.
Though CRITICAL in his comments he was CRITICAL to our success.
You can see the stars are OUT once the lights are OUT.
It is everyday CUSTOM to have suits CUSTOM made.
It was an OVERSIGHT to give him OVERSIGHT of the project.
I will FIX the gate in order to FIX the race.
Bind him FAST to prevent a FAST getaway.
He was only a QUALIFIED success although he is fully QUALIFIED