Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Turducket w/..... aaaAH, F-it!

If only I could cook up an Ostrich, stuffed with an emu, stuffed with a swan, stuffed with a goose, stuffed with a turkey, stuffed with bald eagle, stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken, stuffed with a squab, stuffed with a cornish game hen, stuffed with a robin, stuffed with a little peeping nightmare of a baby robin, stuffed with a humming bird wrapped in bacon with a garlic clove stuck in it's ass..... mmmmmmmm Add, high fire walk in kiln and baste with a wicker broom and bucket of rosemary butter. Garnish with a single medium sized baked potato and parsley. I'm pretty positive that.... yup => "That would be awesome."

And that concludes Today's "suprise" Randomness.

Have you ever been trimming your beard/goatee/sideburns when the plastic attachment on the clipper breaks? I hadn't had the pleasure until today. Now I have to re-grow the sideburns. I missed buzzing a clear path to the top of my melon by one firing synapse. Had to re-evaluate the length of the goatee, and finished with salon scissors and a minature beard comb. Zohan beeatches.

1 comment:

moe.L said...

put the garlic clove in your ass...you might have a better taste in your mouth

;)