Thursday, January 17, 2008

Uncomfortable male

Standing at the urinal doing my business, a co-worker arrives next door, no buffer urinal, right next door (uncomfortable), tries to chat (uncomfortable), he starts whizzing like he's eating a delicious blueberry muffin; Mmmmm Ahhhh, Mmmmm, mmmmm ........(super uncomfortable). I stopped midstream; tucked away the junk and left, then returned to an empty urinal row a few moments later when the blueberry waterfall wasn't around to finish my business. Strange? nah...just wicked uncomfortable. Urinal Etiquette should be in the copy of "A Dude's Handbook to Being Socially Blase' ".

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