The place of Biz the Glorious Gaz has just handed out "And don't ever come back" notice to 12 people. Making the grand total of said notices 36 int he last year and a half. I made the cut once again due to my irritable personality, pension for slacking off and my basic malaise while here at the office. Basically in my department there are 3 supervisors and one full time employee now. I don't supervise shit, so I get to be employee for the little game. Next round of layoffs (Sweet Sassy Molassey) I gets to be the go-to guy! WOOOOOooooooo! I'll do my part at that point to re-iterate classic lines from the bible like
....“Yea also, because he transgresseth by wine, he is a proud man, neither keepeth at home, who enlargeth his desire as hell, and is as death, and cannot be satisfied, but gathereth unto him all nations, and heapeth unto him all people: / Shall not all these take up a parable against him, and a taunting proverb against him, and say, Woe to him that increaseth that which is not his! how long? and to him that ladeth himself with thick clay! / Shall they not rise up suddenly that shall bite thee, and awake that shall vex thee, and thou shalt be for booties unto them? / Because thou hast spoiled many nations, all the remnant of the people shall spoil thee; because of men's blood, and for the violence of the land, of the city, and of all that dwell therein.”........
Or maybe I'll just tell them to "It's not going to Suck Itself."
The fulltimer that got smacked is the owner of Spanky's Lounge(10yrs in,=> 2 weeks from being vested in her retirement fundage),the Part-timer that got cut was the lil lady that failed out of beauty school and made the transition to doing exactly what I've been doing for the last three years with my 4 F'in B.A's. I have no faith in my choice of professions at this point, and feel that twitch to start looking once again for a change. (ShaggyBob is my name, 3yr nomad is my game).
If I get laid off in or around the high season in Belize don't expect to ever see me again unless it's on a webcam in San Pedro, on the beach eating an iguana on a stick and drinking a delicious Bellikin Beer.
In any event to cover the now missing peeps I get the larger ending of the baseball bat in the end. END.