Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Todays Randomness

Today's Randomness is brought to you by insomnia, the word EXECRABLE : ex·e·cra·ble Pronunciation: 'ek-si-kr&-b&l
Function: adjective 1 : deserving to be execrated : DETESTABLE 2 : very bad : WRETCHED, and the number 57 (hrs.)

Deep Sleep (over-the-counter) sleeping pills
THE SHIT IT DOES :
Induces sleep
Reduces frequency and length of sleepless periods
Have a sound, calm and refreshing sleep
Calms the nervous system
Helps body muscles to relax
Contributes to the reduction of symptoms associated with anxiety, stress and depression
Highly effective anti-spasmodic

THE SHIT THAT'S IN THERE:
Reishi Mushrooms (Prevention of diseases, such as insomnia, hypertension, headache, stomach ache. Favour relaxation and stress relief, reduce tiredness & weakness)
Zizyphi fruit (Most popular sedative herb. Calms spirit, reduces anxiety & stress and promotes sleep. The product is safe and beneficial to the liver.)
Rhodiola rosea (Antioxidant for nervous system)
Schisandra (Tonic, immune system, antioxidant)
5-HTP (Symbol for serotonin, adjusts serotonin level, can give your emotions stability and balance)
Safflower (Acts liver channels)
Hawthorne Berries (Helps to reduce stress)
Wolfberry (Blood tonic, liver & eye tonic, calming properties and blood pressure)
St-John's wort (Treatment for mild to moderate depression and reduces anxiety)

HELL anything that has both Zizyphi fruit, AND Wolfberry can't be bad for ya. I'm gonna eat this stuff like popcorn. As long as Wolfberry isn't a code word for dogshit, and Zizyphi isn't a 300lb transvestite stripper/hooker. I'll be golden.

T-minus 45minutes until my pillow jumps up and attaches itself to my face a la LV-426, and doesn't let go for hours.

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