Tuesday, December 18, 2007

The Break down

Time percentages for a 50 week work year.

Graphic Designer gets hired to do graphic design work. 100% of the time.
Graphic Designer is told that 50% of the time he'll be doing Pre-press production.
Graphic Designer is told to Edit, Comics, Weather, Puzzles and Tone Photos 20% of his time
Graphic designer becomes the end all beat all Utility player and is loaded with Paginator responsibilities 20% of his time.

Graphic designer is now doing graphic design about 10% of the time he's working......

Wonder why they hired a graphic designer? Me Too!

And if you got a warm fuzzy feeling when you saw PAGINATOR.... the position doesn't have any futuristic weapons, body armor, or super powers...I can't kick Chuck Norris in the yam bag and get away with it.

Sucktitude Factor jumps by exponentially lethal denominations on it's way to critical mass.

My mood....... Meat the Fuzzy Bunnies


...Awe!?


...and MMmmmmm

6 comments:

Kate said...

Bob, you have both the fuzziest and the unfuzziest bunnies I've seen all day.

Shaggy Bob said...

Non-Fuzzy Bunny Butt, MUuWah-AHAHAHHAhahahha

Timmy Z said...

nice, Bob! you gonna make it to New years weekend?

Willem said...

Those bunnies look surprised that someone took their skin. I guess I would be too.

Shaggy Bob said...

Perhaps a NYE Weekend HassenFeffah would be a nice thing to stew over!?

Shaggy Bob said...

Somewhere out there, there's a hybrid Predator with an ACME Shoulder blaster.....