Friday, December 5, 2008

Bestest invention ever

Todays Randomness is brought to you by, Wendy's paper pepper take out mini shakers, the word umami • \oo-MAH-mee\ • noun : a taste sensation that is meaty or savory and is produced by several amino acids and nucleotides (as glutamate and aspartate), and the number Pi.

Trainwreck Bitches

2 comments:

Matt said...

I think I need to make me some 'wreck.

True or false: For the sake of your arteries, digestive system, and the sanity of your nostrils and those around you (gas), it is acceptable to substitute fatty beef for lean turkey and/or chicken.





If you answered true, you should be kicked in the squash and/or box and set on fire

Shaggy Bob said...

Yes, but only if you have a set of Fisher Price orange plastic pliers that you can squeeze on your yam-bag to simulate the amount of pain and agony (<=read ultimate suckage) you need in your life for having entertained the idea in the first place. I'm just say'in!?