A piece of toast with half melted butter or totally melted butter?
An icecream cone or an icecream sundae?
Bath or Shower?
A plate of Sashimi or a Blackened Tuna-steak?
Miniature Golf or a Round of 18?
Tea or Coffee?
A sit down meeting/luncheon with the entire Ad Services Department at a local restaurant for a free meal and a presentation that basically tells you that you will never be in the running for a contest to design spec ads for the company at a substantial prize per ad ( knowing that you've been relegated to reports and outputting as well as editing the paper as a whole instead of what you'd been hired for), the full page ads raking in $40 per, or the 6 martinis you drink with the night-crew after all the friggin mucky mucks leave said establishment washed down with a few beers?
Me: I'll take the latter in every instance. Hapi THrrrrrrsdeeee evra bodeh! (hic)